A man is driving along the interstate out of Maine. He's got two hours to get to an important business conference in New Hampshire. All of a sudden, he's really hungry. He pulls over to the nearest fast food joint he sees. He orders a huge meal from the drive-through, and continues on his way.
After a little while, nature calls. The man, not wanting to "go" in the forest, looks around desperately for a building with a bathroom. He's really got to take a crap. Suddenly, he sees this small, run-down old church. He thinks, "Great, they'll have a bathroom."
He pulls over, and runs into the lobby. It's deserted, and he can't see a bathroom anywhere. He runs into the sanctuary. He sees a praying woman.
"Where's the bathroom?" he asks.
"Shh! Down the hall, third right." So the man runs down the hall. In his pain, however, he takes the third left, instead. He rips the door open. It's a hole in the wall! He thinks, "Oh well, it's better than nothing."
In the basement below, a preacher is praying at his private alter, "What will god give us today?" The preacher holds up his hand, reaching up to heaven through his heaven-hole in the wall.
PLOP!!
"Oh. Well, if that's how he's feeling today, well, so be it. What will god say to us today?" He stretches his ear up to heaven.
"Dammit, where's the toilet paper?"
2006-12-08 10:18:27 · 21 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I nearly crapped when i read your joke. very funny lol
2006-12-08 10:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by Ale Cullen♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit the day job just yet. A friend was out in West Texas on the longest most uninhabited road in Texas, no nothing. He had to go but there were too many cars passing. No trees, no cactus to hide behind, nothing. So he took out a paper bag, put it over his head and did his business. The other people could see someone but they didn't know who. True story.
2006-12-08 10:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Joe Schmo from Kokomo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I didn't enjoy it.
You must be lost. This is neither a poll, nor a survey. There is a "Jokes & Riddles" section. Put this crap there.
2006-12-08 10:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Meh. Sounds a little too made up on the spot.
2006-12-08 10:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey if its funny its funny laugh it off and get it over with especially if its your freidn lol
2006-12-08 10:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by Fabulous♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny enough
though some may be offended
2006-12-08 10:22:04 · answer #6 · answered by G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess your not posting jokes under your other screen names No Entry,Unbreakable or New Guy.You keep repeating the same jokes over and over.
2006-12-08 10:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not too funny
2006-12-08 10:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by Webballs 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I did.
2006-12-08 10:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by Sociopath 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I didn't laugh, but it was an interesting story.
2006-12-08 10:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by Bilinda G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋