A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
2006-12-08 10:16:15 · 16 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!! LMAO...HAHAHAHAHAHA.... THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY... ROLLIN ON DA FLOOR RITE NOW... CANT BREATH... LOL... OMG !!!!!! BEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!
2006-12-08 10:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by ~CaRoL~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
omg that is the best joke I've ever heard
2006-12-08 18:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by jane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the whole plane thing doesn't make that much sense. 4/5
2006-12-08 18:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by t s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that 1 be 4 still funny.
2006-12-10 00:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg owwww lmao funny!
2006-12-08 18:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was f***ing hilarious. I'm emailing to all my friends.
2006-12-08 18:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by higrad_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before...but it's still funny!!
2006-12-08 18:18:54 · answer #7 · answered by jeromy1998 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao this joke never gets oldâ¥
2006-12-08 18:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by ♥dirk'swifey♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-08 18:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Good One!
2006-12-08 18:20:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋