Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

Super Salesperson needed!

A young guy moves to Sydney and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." Well, the manager liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
The kid, "One." The manager, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.

How much was the sale for?" The kid said, "$101,237.64." The manager said, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?" The kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook.

Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook.

Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat,

so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Cresta Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."


The manager said, "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!" The kid, "No no no, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, "Well, since your weekend's f*cked, you might as well go fishing."

2006-12-05 01:17:32 · 8 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 01:16:59 · 26 answers · asked by William 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 01:15:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you love all your lover's smells? lol

2006-12-05 01:15:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

burrr
its fun but a little chilling

2006-12-05 01:15:12 · 7 answers · asked by chexmix 4 in Polls & Surveys

Can't anyone say anything @#$%! nice

2006-12-05 01:14:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That u don't trust this person and u don't know what to do help

2006-12-05 01:14:27 · 16 answers · asked by Earl 3 in Polls & Surveys

First right answer gets 10 points.

2006-12-05 01:13:51 · 2 answers · asked by Aussies-Online 5 in Movies

I'm so I don't trust anyone

2006-12-05 01:13:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If what I've read about this beautiful and talented young actress is true, then I am shocked.

She seemed to have a great start there for a while with Mean Girls kicking her into world-wide stardom, but now seems to be throwing all that talent away with the boozing, partying and hosting events that have nothing whatsoever to do with her acting, not to mention those scars on her arms.

I'm just at a loss as to why she would do this to herself...

2006-12-05 01:12:25 · 14 answers · asked by celestinerocks85 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-05 01:12:18 · 24 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

I used to use bear share for free but now I had to subscribe. I'm paying a monthly fee but the majority of the songs must be bought for .99 each in addition to the m,onbthly fee. Are there any sites to download and burn a wide variety of music for free? If not free which site is the best, both for music and price?

2006-12-05 01:11:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the ***** ***** who runs 106.1

2006-12-05 01:11:08 · 2 answers · asked by david s 1 in Music

2006-12-05 01:10:09 · 16 answers · asked by William 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 01:09:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-05 01:09:40 · 19 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 01:09:24 · 8 answers · asked by Schmeverino 1 in Television

Mine has to be "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

2006-12-05 01:09:11 · 42 answers · asked by Haribo 3 in Movies

First right answer gets 10 points.

2006-12-05 01:08:52 · 4 answers · asked by Aussies-Online 5 in Movies

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?". The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman". The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub, couches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says, "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties". The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie". The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it?" The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it". "Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie". The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves....

.....NEVER TO RETURN!

One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, "Who are you" To which he is answered, "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house".

The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous" The rabbit says, "Yes I know". The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead" The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it". The barman said "You never came back, what happened?"

"I DIED", said the Rabbit.

"NO!" said the barman, "what from".

After a short pause the rabbit said...



"Mixin'-me-toasties".

2006-12-05 01:08:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-12-05 01:07:28 · 4 answers · asked by Cory Boggs 1 in Music

2006-12-05 01:06:59 · 6 answers · asked by Jason S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

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2006-12-05 01:06:37 · 3 answers · asked by Ari 7 in Jokes & Riddles

First right answer gets 10 points.

2006-12-05 01:06:24 · 4 answers · asked by Aussies-Online 5 in Movies

had a listen to it and it is wild but having no case I have no playlist so I put it into my PC and used a media playlist search thing it found the correct CD title but I have my doubts about one of the tracks named "Hollywood" allegedly by The Red Hot Chilli peppers were the peps ever that funky or is the list wrong and what is P FUNK?

2006-12-05 01:06:15 · 4 answers · asked by PARADOX 4 in Music

I wanna download latest bollywood songs from latest movies in Mp3 Format.Which is free of cost and doesnt take much time in downloading.

2006-12-05 01:06:07 · 13 answers · asked by kool_shona 1 in Music

2006-12-05 01:06:07 · 7 answers · asked by Jeff 5 in Television

It created John Rambo

http://www.mouthshut.com/review/First_Blood-113541-1.html

2006-12-05 01:03:54 · 2 answers · asked by Syed M 3 in Movies