Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

2006-12-05 02:11:36 · 6 answers · asked by Matt: aka; Edge is world champ!! 6 in Music

2006-12-05 02:11:26 · 12 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

You know what I mean chaps =D

2006-12-05 02:10:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 02:09:17 · 5 answers · asked by love to all 1 in Celebrities

I soooo did not know the kings of Leon were playing through the NME at the astoria on the 26th Feb. I wondered if anyone has any tickets that i could buy off them for a normal none ridiculous ebay price? Please help

2006-12-05 02:08:33 · 1 answers · asked by anna2121uk 2 in Music

2006-12-05 02:08:06 · 18 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 02:07:59 · 2 answers · asked by Dark & Lovely 1 in Music

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

2006-12-05 02:07:58 · 20 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 02:07:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-05 02:07:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

am trying too pull up dr keiths talk show on abc channel 6

2006-12-05 02:06:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-05 02:05:26 · 14 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

A guy is playing blues guitar in a bar in mississippi playing for all hes worth, the crowd go home the guy puts away his equipment and strolls over to the bar its late and hes tired, he sits on a bar stool and the barman pours him a drink and places a bowl of nuts next to it, he takes a swig of the drink and a voice says you were great the guy says to the barman thats kind of you to say the barman says i didnt say anything, the guy looks at his drink and takes another swig and a voice says you was so good tonite you were as good as the greats the guy looks up at the barman and says what did you say the barman say nothing guy says i definately heard a voice the barman says oh it must be the nuts there complimentry.

2006-12-05 02:05:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Everyone has their owner answer... whats yours?

2006-12-05 02:04:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Did they have any hits?

2006-12-05 02:02:56 · 5 answers · asked by katja r 2 in Music

2006-12-05 02:02:27 · 31 answers · asked by Linda R 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 02:02:27 · 12 answers · asked by Harlan 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 02:02:22 · 27 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 02:01:45 · 13 answers · asked by Sarah K 1 in Horoscopes

I know I have the words wrong but I want to look up the lyrics online so I need to find out the title. Please?

2006-12-05 02:01:28 · 4 answers · asked by P Y 2 in Music

including pixar and anime all kinds of animation

2006-12-05 02:01:26 · 23 answers · asked by whay i lost my ?s 6 in Movies

2006-12-05 02:00:57 · 15 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Music

2006-12-05 02:00:42 · 8 answers · asked by jamseyb 2 in Television

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2006-12-05 02:00:39 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten
apples. The king then explained the trial to him. You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or youll be eaten.

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it? The
second one replied, I couldnt help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples.

2006-12-05 02:00:28 · 16 answers · asked by nba fan 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i thin kben will win it now

2006-12-05 02:00:12 · 15 answers · asked by blue_lead_sky 1 in Television

i know it's nearly over but did you watch strictly come dancing or xfactor? this year i found myself watching strictly come dancing-Louisa to win!

2006-12-05 01:59:49 · 24 answers · asked by Yehh Mate..X 4 in Television

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2006-12-05 01:59:13 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

2006-12-05 01:59:03 · 16 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-05 01:57:42 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies