A guy is playing blues guitar in a bar in mississippi playing for all hes worth, the crowd go home the guy puts away his equipment and strolls over to the bar its late and hes tired, he sits on a bar stool and the barman pours him a drink and places a bowl of nuts next to it, he takes a swig of the drink and a voice says you were great the guy says to the barman thats kind of you to say the barman says i didnt say anything, the guy looks at his drink and takes another swig and a voice says you was so good tonite you were as good as the greats the guy looks up at the barman and says what did you say the barman say nothing guy says i definately heard a voice the barman says oh it must be the nuts there complimentry.
2006-12-05 02:05:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my nuts are very complimentary.
2006-12-05 02:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
I do wonder though. Why the deep South? Why a specific place? Seems to me that joke'd work anywhere.
2006-12-05 02:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I eventually got it!
Complimentary nuts - lol!!!
2006-12-05 02:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bar must have been in Brazil !
2006-12-05 03:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny!
2006-12-05 02:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What, no Pink Elephant ?
2006-12-05 02:18:40 · answer #6 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much are those complimentary nuts?
2006-12-05 02:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
complimentary nuts.!!! lol
2006-12-05 02:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang...and I assumed it was just the liquor talking. :)
2006-12-05 02:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by Rusting 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its ok.
2006-12-05 02:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋