Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten
apples. The king then explained the trial to him. You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or youll be eaten.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it? The
second one replied, I couldnt help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples.
2006-12-05 02:00:28 · 16 answers · asked by nba fan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10. totally hilarious. oh my...
i have to share this one with my friends if you don't mind.
2006-12-05 02:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought it was going to be cheesy at first but that last line, i just busted out laughing at work!!! ha ha ha I personally give it at least a 9 1/2
2006-12-05 02:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by mrsdycus 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-14 01:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, heard it before but still made me laugh. 10/10
2006-12-05 02:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
can anyone post a joke on here that we aint heard before?i doubt it!its a good joke but not funny once u keep hearing it.
2006-12-05 02:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 good one
2006-12-05 02:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by lj 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this the best version i've heard so far. 10/10
2006-12-05 02:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by Ebony 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8.....heard this before, but still a good one!
2006-12-05 02:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbsup PMPLMAO 10outta10
2006-12-05 02:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10.. this one is really good!
2006-12-05 02:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋