A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
2006-12-05 02:07:58 · 20 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If they couldn't screw the lid, there's not much hope is there ?
2006-12-05 03:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2006-12-05 10:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl imagine cute old folks trying to open the damn jar. shivering rofl
2006-12-05 10:23:02 · answer #3 · answered by sabrynarox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a few days ago but my sisters laughing so hard shes going red. haha.
2006-12-05 10:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was damn FUNNY!! it was as if he was saying something naughty but turns out not! hehe
2006-12-05 12:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, just shows what my minds like, wasn't expecting that ending.
2006-12-05 10:29:53 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
really great one...
Makes me laugh..which seems to drift away form me for weeks
Thanks for sharing
2006-12-05 10:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - excellent!!
You've made me laugh - unheard of! ; ¬ )
2006-12-05 10:23:25 · answer #8 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute....that was a surprise ending!!! LOL
2006-12-05 10:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
orry i got lost with that story.
2006-12-05 10:11:09 · answer #10 · answered by Mr X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋