Super Salesperson needed!?

Question

Super Salesperson needed!

A young guy moves to Sydney and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." Well, the manager liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
The kid, "One." The manager, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.

How much was the sale for?" The kid said, "$101,237.64." The manager said, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?" The kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook.

Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook.

Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat,

so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Cresta Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."


The manager said, "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!" The kid, "No no no, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, "Well, since your weekend's f*cked, you might as well go fishing."

Answer 1

nice one!

Answer 2

Fell for it hook line and sinker !
Let's face it his old rod wouldn't have been much use !

Answer 3

another great laugh... rock ive had a look at afew of your jokes all really good where u get them?

Answer 4

Nice, heard it b4 but if ever a joke deserves a second shot it's this one, thanks 10 / 10

Answer 5

That's really good!

Answer 6

thums up. good one!!!

Answer 7

good one...... lmao

Answer 8

LMFAO gr8 joke........................