The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
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2006-12-05 01:06:37 · 3 answers · asked by Ari 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bloody hell...
hahaha
really funny one
I love it...
Thanks for sharing
2006-12-05 02:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u deserve a 9/10 4 this. u kno??? im bored of reading such jokes wich da person who posts 'em thinks they r bloody hilarious. but they Rn't
2006-12-05 09:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha, very nice one! Thumbs up:) Good joke!
2006-12-05 09:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋