Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2006

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

'Billy.'

'And what is your question, Billy?

'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

'Steve'

'And what is your question, Steve?'

'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'

2006-12-01 03:50:12 · 16 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Now that I'm at Level 6, yahoo will be sending me a mug cough... once I get it, what should I fill it with?

2006-12-01 03:49:51 · 39 answers · asked by Mr. Sky 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Mainly for musicians, but anyone can answer?

I hear a lot of interesting opinions on musical expression and age. Do you think there is an age that a person should stop making music a big part of their life and move on. Obviously this does not apply to session guitarists such as myself as much, because our physical image is not shown and does not effect the success of our art.

This also does not apply as much to musicians who have achieved fame in their career, because it viewed as normal to often carry their careers into older age.

Do you think it is weird to have a guitarist in his 40s still playing local gigs. I think a lot of it depends on the genre of the music being played, an older blues guitarist would be more acceptable to most than an older metal guitarist.

I don't see how anyone can walk away from writing and performing if the passion for music is still there. I'm 20 now, and sure hope I don't ever have to make the decision to stop performing, but what are your thoughts on the subject.

2006-12-01 03:49:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Does anybody know of a country song that gets the adrenaline going?

I am trying to find a song to play before a tennis match to get my adrenaline going. If you can think of one let me know.

2006-12-01 03:49:12 · 11 answers · asked by texans_fan_07 1 in Music

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Need a Song Name?

Hey, do you remember the song in the Butterfly Effect, when he wakes up with his girl at college or whatever? The one when he's walking to the bathroom. I don't know why, but I like that song. If anyone can help me, thanks!

2006-12-01 03:49:09 · 2 answers · asked by Raye 2 in Music

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Will there be a rash of Level 7 suspensions between now and December 3rd?

2006-12-01 03:48:52 · 7 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

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whos your favorite band/rapper/singer ever?

2006-12-01 03:48:48 · 34 answers · asked by Vanilla Ice 1 in Polls & Surveys

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If you kiss somebody on the lips while they are sleeping, will they find out?

2006-12-01 03:48:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Kelly Clarkson, Michelle Branch, or Avril Lavigne ???

I'm just wondering, which rock chick do you adore most...

'cause i like 3 of them. but if somebody asks me which i like better, how would i choose. please help me pick the right one!

2006-12-01 03:46:38 · 12 answers · asked by Paul 3 in Music

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Free Piano Sheet Music?

i need "The Twelve Days Of Christmas". Can somebody give me a link where i can get this? I'm not talking about limewire, i need it on a sheet to play on piano. Please, all i need is a FREE link for PIANO. Thanks.

2006-12-01 03:46:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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There's a Welsh, Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman onboard a plane...?

The captain comes to see them and urgently announces "the plane is going down, there's too much weight, someone has to jump off." The Welsh guy stands up and solemnly say "okay, I'm willing to jump off this plane to save all of you." So he jumps off. But, some time later,the captain comes back and says "the plane is going down, there's still too much weight, someone has to jump off." The Irishman stands up and says "okay, I'm willing to sacrifice my life for all of yours" and jumps off. Some time later, the captain comes back and says "there's still too much weight, another guy needs to jump off." The Scotsman stands up and proudly say "Okay, I'll save all of you!"
And throws the Englishman out.

2006-12-01 03:45:50 · 7 answers · asked by AutumnIris 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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How can you see into my eyes like open doors?

Leading you down into my core, where I become so numb...

2006-12-01 03:45:47 · 11 answers · asked by Another Face Of Me 5 in Polls & Surveys

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which packers danced the hillbilly rock in 1996?

2006-12-01 03:45:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Joke 4 u......and plz Rate it???

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

2006-12-01 03:45:26 · 13 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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