Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-12-01 03:45:26 · 13 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow. great joke. didnt understand the first time so read it again and got it. its fantastic loved it. bursted out laughing. u get a thumbs up and 10 on 10.
2006-12-01 03:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A+++
2006-12-01 11:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by Expert 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not too bad. Started out weak, but finsihed good.
I'd give it a 6 out of 10
2006-12-01 11:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by ArtieLange 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one on The John Boy and Billy Big Show and laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! Of course, on there it was much longer and tehy used funny voices!
2006-12-01 11:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by lvminole 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good i rate it from 1-100
a 98 .
2006-12-01 11:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by AMBRASIA C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one. I'm going to tell that one to people to see what they say about it. It could get a good laugh.
2006-12-01 11:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by morningglory 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its a pretty good joke. ill give it a 5 out of 5
2006-12-01 11:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
GOOD....9 OUT OF 10
2006-12-01 11:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by bananacompanion535 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is only one rating for this little ditty and that. is
10/10 .Very-very funny indeed.
2006-12-01 11:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Though read b4, i smiled reading this- nice work keep it up - rating 9stars
2006-12-01 12:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋