George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
'Billy.'
'And what is your question, Billy?
'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
'Steve'
'And what is your question, Steve?'
'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'
2006-12-01 03:50:12 · 16 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I found this to be truly funny. But then again it is sad. Because that is exactly what could happen. They only tell us what they want us to know. NOT what is exactly going on. Thanks for the laughter though. Didn't see this one coming.
Out of 1-10 this one is a 12.
2006-12-01 07:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the ending was good but took a while to get there....rate it 3 out of 5
2006-12-01 11:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by morningglory 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your other ones were better.
I give it 1 out of 10
2006-12-01 11:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by ArtieLange 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 13:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe _ a qstn really needs pondering - what happened to billy?
2006-12-01 12:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
great. thats simply awesome. nice joke. 10 on 10.
2006-12-01 11:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by anitha 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha ha ha, It's a very funny joke, I herd a a couple of months ago and you are extremely hallawa!!! (Arabic)
2006-12-02 05:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was a nice joke got any more
2006-12-01 11:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by shawnsboo 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Boo!
2006-12-01 11:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by lvminole 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I like it!!!Lmao
And where is billy?
2006-12-01 11:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋