The captain comes to see them and urgently announces "the plane is going down, there's too much weight, someone has to jump off." The Welsh guy stands up and solemnly say "okay, I'm willing to jump off this plane to save all of you." So he jumps off. But, some time later,the captain comes back and says "the plane is going down, there's still too much weight, someone has to jump off." The Irishman stands up and says "okay, I'm willing to sacrifice my life for all of yours" and jumps off. Some time later, the captain comes back and says "there's still too much weight, another guy needs to jump off." The Scotsman stands up and proudly say "Okay, I'll save all of you!"
And throws the Englishman out.
2006-12-01 03:45:50 · 7 answers · asked by AutumnIris 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...and now there is only the captain and the Scotsman left on the plane
2006-12-01 03:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by sushimaven 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha u naughty
2006-12-01 04:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah...funny
Thanks for sharing
2006-12-01 08:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe haha he is wicked!
2006-12-01 04:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so cute!! I love it!!
2006-12-01 04:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he
2006-12-01 03:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho ho ho he he he
2006-12-01 03:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋