Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2006

i heard it was october but i cant find it.

2006-11-23 07:46:14 · 3 answers · asked by s_stim2000 1 in Music

I hav a crush for music, and so i would like you to tell which website i shoulg goto listen to gospel songs.

2006-11-23 07:46:06 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

he is really missing his girlfriend and is horny as hell, so he gets chatting to his corporal about his urges ,his corporal says if it gets to much for you theres a camel in the tent behind the mess tent,
....so the next day the corporal gives him a wink and says "did you get sorted last night?". the private says "yes but i had to get a milk crate and i had a hell of a time keepin its tail still", the corporal p*sses himself with laughter and says "i normally ride it into town and find a whore"

2006-11-23 07:45:35 · 11 answers · asked by wilson picket 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What is your style? What grade are you in? Are you a boy or girl?

2006-11-23 07:43:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 07:42:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Snoop Dog having a toss !!

2006-11-23 07:42:16 · 9 answers · asked by MICHAEL M 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 07:42:12 · 22 answers · asked by bubbalicious 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 07:42:10 · 14 answers · asked by peter_webster2001 1 in Comics & Animation

lied to your friends just to make them happy?
like when they ask "do you think I am fat ?"and you say no eventhough you think that they're fat.

2006-11-23 07:41:56 · 25 answers · asked by Mysterious 6 in Polls & Surveys

A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answered, "That's easy! We'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman said, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashed the picture at the second blonde and said, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggled, flipped her hair and said, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily replied, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing, because this is a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

2006-11-23 07:41:42 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it something like ... the nice person comes out first ... and the bad one win at the end? .. or other way around? ... I have been watching for the last few years ... I could not work it out! ... can someone explain me rationally please? ... so who is going to win this time?

2006-11-23 07:41:06 · 8 answers · asked by Vig 2 in Celebrities

The good news is that we are naming a disease after you.

WHat is the bad news?

2006-11-23 07:40:54 · 14 answers · asked by heyhi 1 in Polls & Surveys

Definitely played by dj (Bob Peacock?) at Ilford Palais at end of night on Monday and Wednesday (possibly every night) In the 1970s this disco was known as Tiffanys

2006-11-23 07:39:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-23 07:39:22 · 16 answers · asked by anon 1 in Polls & Surveys

is it seeing someone you love?
having that slice of choc cake?
talking to a friend?
or what.......??
i love hearing from my friend on the phone and eating a lovely bit of food every day..... ; )

2006-11-23 07:38:52 · 33 answers · asked by Lydia K 4 in Polls & Surveys

Like how would you describe a person who has green eyes?

2006-11-23 07:38:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention".

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcastmedia here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened -- the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell

2006-11-23 07:38:02 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 07:37:30 · 12 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

when i get big and fat & juicy,they cut me up & toss me in a salad.The pickle said when i get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The pe-is said u think thats bad when i get big fat & juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head stick me in a dark room & bang my head against the wall till i throw up and pass out !

2006-11-23 07:36:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

any of them

2006-11-23 07:36:09 · 32 answers · asked by ♥~miley~♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

If so, can we borrow him?

2006-11-23 07:35:26 · 5 answers · asked by bubbalicious 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 07:35:20 · 16 answers · asked by LadyRebecca 6 in Polls & Surveys

:-)

2006-11-23 07:35:01 · 34 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hello! I Have been playing piano for about a year now, but I am advanced for that playing time. I have a concert coming up in March (I think it is on the third), and I need a piece of classical music to play. I would really like a type of song that sounds pretty , because I will be playing on an EXTREMELY nice piano. I am very competitive, so I can memorize anything. Do You have any reccomendations?

P.S.---- Remember that I have only been playing one year. If you dont know any classical sheet music, then what is your favorite piece of music that you have ever played on the piano?

2006-11-23 07:34:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ryan ross from the band panic at the disco

2006-11-23 07:34:01 · 10 answers · asked by I love Ryan Ross!* 1 in Celebrities

what do you think of this movie?

2006-11-23 07:33:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-23 07:33:01 · 1 answers · asked by kobacker59 6 in Music

ok it goes like this....intro
do doo do dee do, do do do-do-do, do do dd-do do dee dee.
do doo do dee do, do do do-do-do, do do dd-do dee dee do

2006-11-23 07:31:59 · 22 answers · asked by xanaximenesis 3 in Music

do like to watch porn movies , i would bet more than 70% would say yes .

2006-11-23 07:31:07 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

its thanksgiving man. i ate some turkey, green beans and stuffing and now im too full. but i want to eat more. MORE!!!! i tried to cram the cranberry sauce up my bum but it just slid off my fingers before i could ever get it to my orphace. i want pie! its not thanksgiving without pie! how do i fit all this food in me without puking? help!!!

2006-11-23 07:30:28 · 5 answers · asked by anamonakiki 1 in Other - Entertainment