80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention".
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcastmedia here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened -- the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell
2006-11-23 07:38:02 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
2006-11-23 07:38:12 · update #1
LOL that is so funny. Im not even joking
2006-11-23 08:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by smartypantsleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-23 07:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by Lily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10 thats a cracker
2006-11-23 07:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a cracker! lol
2006-11-23 07:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah. a little funny. but not fair on blondes.
2006-11-23 07:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-23 12:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Mark P. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wot the answer is 4 int it?
2006-11-23 07:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by michael 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not, but I give you an another chance!
2006-11-23 07:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha keep them coming hahahaha
2006-11-23 07:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by pebbles26981 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one
2006-11-23 07:39:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋