he is really missing his girlfriend and is horny as hell, so he gets chatting to his corporal about his urges ,his corporal says if it gets to much for you theres a camel in the tent behind the mess tent,
....so the next day the corporal gives him a wink and says "did you get sorted last night?". the private says "yes but i had to get a milk crate and i had a hell of a time keepin its tail still", the corporal p*sses himself with laughter and says "i normally ride it into town and find a whore"
2006-11-23 07:45:35 · 11 answers · asked by wilson picket 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao very funny
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab -"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
2006-11-23 07:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but Ancient
2006-11-23 08:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by Vinny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very gd 10/10
2006-11-23 07:53:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-23 07:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by *Larry P. he's for me* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely hilarious.... by far the best one on here so far tonight, cheers mate you made me laugh.
2006-11-23 08:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by Wikidkid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahaha thats great, he sexed up a camel
2006-11-23 07:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mhan dats funny. dat soldiers really stupid!!
2006-11-23 07:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke ever well one of them anyway
2006-11-23 07:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by smithy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 07:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by kammy r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-11-23 07:51:41 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋