i cant seem to cram enough food in my gut...?

Question

its thanksgiving man. i ate some turkey, green beans and stuffing and now im too full. but i want to eat more. MORE!!!! i tried to cram the cranberry sauce up my bum but it just slid off my fingers before i could ever get it to my orphace. i want pie! its not thanksgiving without pie! how do i fit all this food in me without puking? help!!!

Answer 1

Sorry but you're just going to have to puke. Then you'll be able to cram more food down. What a great idea to cram it up your bum! Love it! Pie won't slip off, will it?

Answer 2

LMAO, you are a trip!! Wait alittle while, then you will be able to eat some pie. You have to try to indulge from the opposite end of your orifice, sliding food into your bum is not the answer. LOL
Yes, I agree, it is not Thanksgiving without pie. :)

Answer 3

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN,
FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND
GAZED AT THE FRIDGE,
FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND
SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES...
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

Answer 4

Eat naked. Clothes restrict stretching room.

Problem solved!

Answer 5

I can't top these answers!