Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the
operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."


The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything
inside them is in alphabetical order."


The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers, those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it would."


But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no
spine, and the head and *** are interchangeable."

2006-11-22 03:54:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who was it, what was it for? And what did you bribe the person with?

2006-11-22 03:54:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 03:53:35 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or is it just a myth?

2006-11-22 03:53:23 · 14 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

Whatever happened to "Carrot Top"?

2006-11-22 03:53:15 · 2 answers · asked by cold runner 5 in Television

2006-11-22 03:53:00 · 16 answers · asked by tinkerbell 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Look at the so called celebrities on I’m a Celebrity…an ex News reader, the PM’s sister-in-law, a man only famous for marrying Liza Minnelli…. etc & then we have Big Brother that instantly turns annoying morons into ‘celebrities‘...e.g. .Jade Goody - need I say more?

2006-11-22 03:52:41 · 17 answers · asked by Mr Crusty 5 in Celebrities

Hello Everyone! You may have seen my question: "Film Ideas!" before and I am pleased to announce that we have come up with a few possible films! Well, me and my m8s are making a film and it is going to be done professionally and put on the internet but we need a script for our possible ideas! The possible ideas are under additional information!

But we need people who:
+ Can actually write scripts
+ Who are full of ideas
+ Who are willing to send us your finnished scripts by email
+ Who can adapt an original idea to their own style
+ Who are sensible
+ Who are reliable

We are not trying to get people to write a script because we are lazy... we are writing possible scripts too but.. if your script is better and we really like your ideas, then we will use yours!

If you like, we will put your name on the beginning credits (in big bold writing) and in the end credits (noticable to audience).

We may alter your script slightly due to locations and filming angles.

Thanx

2006-11-22 03:52:28 · 3 answers · asked by Adam H 2 in Movies

A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive care unit at the local hospital. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone and answers it. “We’ve received the results from your tests,” says the doctor on the other end of the line. “Bad news—you have Ebola.” “Oh, my God,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?” “Don’t worry. First, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread,” says the doctor. “Will that cure me?” “No, but it’s the only food we’ll be able to get under the door.”

2006-11-22 03:51:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you constantly contribute to a problem, then you are part of the problem... yes or no?
If you answer a disgusting question, and lets say not just one, but every single one that comes along your are most certainly contributing... yes or no?
Should people who contribute to the problem be reported... yes or no?
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AiSv9AdM0RcPxTrI18SH_9Hsy6IX?show=b4a2ae90298c0b35884c9c9d04f1643faa&link=answer&more=y

2006-11-22 03:51:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Q:What do you call something that is 12 inches long and hangs infront of an ********?

A:Tony Blair's TIE!!

2006-11-22 03:51:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

shall we go over to England for a while. We can't go there we have no work to go to. Ah says Paddy that's were your wrong, I just read in the paper about a town over there, it says that there are two thousand jobs in Jeopardy. !!!!

2006-11-22 03:50:41 · 14 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

MY MOM FOUND A PAIR OF HER PANTIES IN MY ROOM. I ONLY BORROWED THEM FOR A FEW MINS. WHAT SHOULD I TELL HER?

2006-11-22 03:50:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 03:50:02 · 15 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

The show says to keep checking back. Last year the tryouts were on December 4th. It's driving me crazy did the show get cancled. I hope it's just that they are trying to creat some drama. I f anyone knows anything about this please let me know

Thanks Bruce

2006-11-22 03:49:59 · 3 answers · asked by bruce-hoyt@sbcglobal.net 1 in Television

2006-11-22 03:49:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think that Angelina Jolie would win because she is tough. Plus she is my favorite actress.

2006-11-22 03:49:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.
He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!"

2006-11-22 03:48:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 03:48:31 · 13 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 03:48:26 · 6 answers · asked by Betty 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 03:47:41 · 32 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for a reasonably priced Banjo, is there a good website? My husband wants one and I don't want to spend too much money until I know he really likes playing it.

Thanks for looking

2006-11-22 03:47:30 · 7 answers · asked by KnitOneCurseOne 3 in Music

A very mundane question.. that hopefully will not get reported..

2006-11-22 03:47:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 03:46:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you had a life of your own would you still be so vacuous?

2006-11-22 03:46:48 · 8 answers · asked by cockarseballs 2 in Celebrities

To answer all your home work aqestions. I had to study to find answers now you can just get the answers here.Cheek

2006-11-22 03:46:13 · 20 answers · asked by Irish eyes 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who wants a wild little banche from some tribe anyway? What hideous little monsters, they are animals and this do gooder is adopting them, bringing them to the usa to spread their disgusting culture around. it will fuel nothing more that those who "think" that africans are civilized human beings.....we all know better

2006-11-22 03:45:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

well its in 2 episodes atleast. im not the biggest X-fan but im am coming around to it.....

2006-11-22 03:45:05 · 6 answers · asked by jango 1 in Television

2006-11-22 03:44:59 · 40 answers · asked by aanchal g 1 in Polls & Surveys

http://messages.answers.yahoo.com/answers/threadview?m=tm&bn=SEA-YahooAnswers&tid=66320&mid=66320&tof=1&frt=2
just as an example...

2006-11-22 03:44:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys