2006-11-22 03:53:00 · 16 answers · asked by tinkerbell 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you SO much for all the funny answers!! but too hard to decide for me!!
2006-11-23 05:46:05 · update #1
Avon Calling
2006-11-22 03:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by The brainteaser 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was going to do the "Watchtower" joke, but somebody beat me to it.
Props to the person who added the Rolling Stones reference.
Lets see...other than the Watchtower joke, what would I say to the devil to escape hell. Hmmm....
I'd say "Do you know what would really piss God off? Sending me up there to ask him questions for all eternity."
2006-11-22 05:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi have you had any accidents in the last few years???
damn ar*eholes that do it, if i was the devil i'd chuck a person out if they said that.
2006-11-22 04:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I came to make your life a living hell!
2006-11-22 03:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Id tell him ive got bad wind problems
2006-11-22 03:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Man do you think any one will get any chance to say anything to anyone once if he enters Hell ?! Bravo ! Hats Off to your Optimism !!!! Ha Ha Ha .....
2006-11-22 03:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ummm i dont like u for asking this question, i love god but im 13 and done some pretty bad things and i pray hard for forgiveness. And i wanna start goin 2 church.
2006-11-22 04:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Ooops, Sorry had the map upside down, Bye
2006-11-22 04:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
that i am his mother, (if had been watching me on earth then he knows this is possible)..... he would want to set me free after an hour of nagging!!!!
2006-11-22 04:27:05 · answer #9 · answered by thenickistar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pull a copy of the watchtower outta my a** and do my best jehova's witness routine, what else?
2006-11-22 04:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋