A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive care unit at the local hospital. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone and answers it. “We’ve received the results from your tests,” says the doctor on the other end of the line. “Bad news—you have Ebola.” “Oh, my God,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?” “Don’t worry. First, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread,” says the doctor. “Will that cure me?” “No, but it’s the only food we’ll be able to get under the door.”
2006-11-22 03:51:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl very gd 10/10
2006-11-22 04:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What about the poppadums, naan bread, bacon sarnies, chips and TV dinners ?
2006-11-22 12:02:35 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy is going to get even sicker of eating the same thing every day. I loved this joke, LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!
2006-11-22 12:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about naan bread eh? Give him some variety, this poor man is ill
2006-11-22 11:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha...Funny but Crude and Pathetic too !!!!
2006-11-22 12:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! good one.
2006-11-22 12:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to have that diet.
2006-11-22 12:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by JAGC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-22 12:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-22 11:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats hot!!!
hahahaahahaha
:D
hehehehehehhe
:D
2006-11-22 12:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by Rach Gyllenhaal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋