Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the
operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything
inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers, those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no
spine, and the head and *** are interchangeable."
2006-11-22 03:54:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!!
2006-11-22 04:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by babiangel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-11-22 12:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow !! That is absolutely true !!! A surgeon with a thinking brain and vision !! He must have been a very very successful Surgeon !!! Great One !!! Intelligent Joke presented in very impressive manner !
2006-11-22 12:02:12 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-22 12:11:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, keep them coming!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-22 12:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, hahah great
2006-11-22 12:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!
2006-11-22 12:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok tat was good
2006-11-22 12:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by malika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! LMFAO!!
2006-11-22 14:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋