Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

2006-11-22 11:38:25 · 37 answers · asked by iiTSz ME3 1 in Celebrities

I love them because they are so well animated, and I've seen so much real life blood that the over-thetop cartoon violence doesn't faze me. Yet I am repeled by it in a way even as I am laughing. I love it, and hate it. Am I weird?

2006-11-22 11:37:30 · 21 answers · asked by mjskywalker2002 2 in Comics & Animation

Do you enjoy the show more now with Rosie on the panel or absolutely hate it because she is on the panel?

2006-11-22 11:37:26 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Do you let him or her stay while you wipe?

2006-11-22 11:37:12 · 48 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 11:37:10 · 39 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 11:37:06 · 11 answers · asked by cutie 2 in Television

2006-11-22 11:37:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

2006-11-22 11:36:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I want the anwers, because my friends asked me, and I don't know who is the strongest? So, I want you guys help me.

2006-11-22 11:36:55 · 21 answers · asked by Hantana_kiyo 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-22 11:36:24 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he orders a double whisky, finishes that, then another and another

after several more drinks the barman starts to get worried, and he wals over to the man and says 'listen, you sure are drinking a lot - whats wrong'

the irishman says 'i had a fight with my wife and she said that she wouldnt talk to me for a month'

the barman says 'oh, thats terrible'

man says 'i know, tonights the last night'

2006-11-22 11:36:12 · 17 answers · asked by tony h 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 11:34:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Evryone is so shocked at what he said. do you think that if it was white people heckling him he would have yelled? and if he called them 'cracker' would there have been such an uproar?

2006-11-22 11:34:07 · 15 answers · asked by chris j 4 in Celebrities

1) children
2) in laws
3) farm animals

not looking at you neighbors answers - santa is watching

2006-11-22 11:33:58 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do people have so many inside jokes? Theyre really wierd and they dont make sense a lot of the time.

2006-11-22 11:33:21 · 19 answers · asked by smiffy_nooga 1 in Jokes & Riddles

DO you still think he is Hot, though!!!!

2006-11-22 11:33:17 · 7 answers · asked by RAR cookies 2 in Music

For our class sweatpants, we need a design...and im thinking having it say Eagles(our mascot) and then our graduation year...and then a name of a song...for example "smack that" but its a catholic all girls high school and the nuns would definitely not approve that. so what is a good name of a song, or just a short saying that could go on the butt of the sweatpants...and also on the leg. im thinking a recent song that the nuns couldnt figure out is dirty just by the name, but that the entire class would know is:] hahaha

2006-11-22 11:32:27 · 13 answers · asked by fashionistaqt 3 in Music

Emo music to me has tended to be a real turn off to me. But the Black Parade is an album that shows a band tearing away from its original boundries. Its a rock opera for the 21st century and a classic in its own right.

2006-11-22 11:32:08 · 9 answers · asked by the_sheik_of_sheet_lightning 3 in Music

2006-11-22 11:31:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)





The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling.





So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, it illustrates another point: Women never listen either.

2006-11-22 11:30:39 · 38 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys

A. Talk ur feelings directly to her.
B. Impress her by doing something stupid.
C. Try to serenade her favorite song.
D. Talk something that she is interested in.
E. Get her attention by talking to her.

Choose any of the letters.

2006-11-22 11:30:25 · 12 answers · asked by darthchris316 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm working tomorrow so I roasted a big chicken, had potatoes and gravy, stuffing, fresh green beans, rolls, and a salad.

2006-11-22 11:29:12 · 51 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

why do you like ?

2006-11-22 11:28:49 · 23 answers · asked by sweet 1 in Movies

Christmas is in December but yet they play the music for Christmas in November and the start before Thanksgiving were is the Thanksgiving music why don't they make that up?

2006-11-22 11:28:16 · 19 answers · asked by liz 1 in Music

2006-11-22 11:27:37 · 17 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 11:27:34 · 2 answers · asked by Harira 1 in Movies

2006-11-22 11:27:31 · 2 answers · asked by Christopher M 1 in Music

2006-11-22 11:27:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy came into a bar one day, sat down and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Sheesh! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.

When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

The third day the guy came into the bar again and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Are you serious! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

2006-11-22 11:27:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 11:26:52 · 11 answers · asked by fenella g 1 in Music