One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.
She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"
The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
2006-11-22 11:36:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one PMSOF considering i had my 2yr old nagging in the background as i tried to read it!
2006-11-22 12:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny... the whole time i was thinking... hell yea Id do it to for 100 bucks... ha ha then the end kinda hit me in the face :)
2006-11-22 12:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She shoulda said no. She earned that money fair and square.
God, I wouldn't show my breasts for less than 200 a pop.
Any takers?
2006-11-22 12:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2006-11-22 11:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice one
2006-11-22 11:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by kev3753 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol 2 words lmao
2006-11-22 12:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke,but they basically look the same, but at least he got extra for paying his loan back!
2006-11-22 12:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke ive heard in a while
2006-11-22 12:01:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke - nice twist - her not being a blonde
2006-11-22 11:40:45 · answer #9 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice lol....rofl 10/10
2006-11-22 12:39:55 · answer #10 · answered by tracey2girls1boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋