Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, it illustrates another point: Women never listen either.
2006-11-22 11:30:39 · 38 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Enjoy this one as well!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao.rScp8mjE4EamgQDLj8eLsy6IX?qid=20061122162455AAv807P
2006-11-22 11:32:57 · update #1
i'm shocked and amused!!! i love your jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-22 11:56:36 · answer #1 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lmao....I guess Im One Of Those People Who Don't Listen ..I Was Curious To see Why We Should Stop Reading :D lol
LOL That Was Interesting
2006-11-22 11:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shocking
2006-11-22 11:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by chickenger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur question is based on the asumption that all women think that they are perfect, im a woman(prakticly) and i know im not purfect. so i guess men arnt either :-)
ps: how cud i anser ur question if i did not listen to u? i dotn really fond car accidents that funny.
2006-11-22 12:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one... At one of you realize that there is no such thing as a perfect man!
2006-11-22 11:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by s019451 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read on. No we never listen. Men should be happy that we are perfect. If not for us there would be no more men. Cute.
2006-11-22 12:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another cute one (funny tho, my husb always wanted me to do the driving & we're both still alive - is that a good thing?) haha
I never listen to guys
2006-11-22 11:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by cat lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused.
2006-11-22 11:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused.
2006-11-22 11:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused, especially since I illustrated the point that I don't listen. =)
2006-11-22 12:23:45 · answer #10 · answered by redcherri817 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love that one . They actually made a movie clip thing to go with it. I was amused.
2006-11-22 11:33:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋