Entertainment & Music - 21 November 2006

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

2006-11-21 03:55:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There were 3 guys on a plane, it was a Mexican, a Frenchman, and an American. They all had cargo on the plane when suddenly the engines died. The pilot told them that they were descending fast and needed to get rid of some of the cargo in order to glide better. So the Frenchman grabs some boxes of Wine and as he throws them he says "There's a lot of this in my country". The Mexican grabs some boxes of beans and as he throws them he says "There's a lot of these in my country. The American scratching his head thinks for a minute and then he gets an idea. He grabs the Mexican and throws him out while saying "There's a lot of these in my Country".


So what do you think?

2006-11-21 03:55:41 · 9 answers · asked by Fiesty Redhead 2 in Jokes & Riddles

how english language has derived from german. It started off either in all english, or all german and as you read thru it the words would slowly go into the other language. I remember it as being funny, and it probably has been 5-10 years since I've seen it.

Does anyone know what I am talking about or where I can find it? I've already tried googling it to no avail. Please send it to me!!
Thank you!

2006-11-21 03:55:25 · 3 answers · asked by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

your getting ready to boogie the night away and your having a drink and listening to music..what are you listening too to get you in the mood??

2006-11-21 03:55:16 · 23 answers · asked by Lydia K 4 in Music

recycled question, sorry, but my answers were so funny the first time, I thought I would ask it again lol.

2006-11-21 03:55:14 · 9 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you ever put too much wax on your big shiny dome? So much so that, when you try to rest your head in your hands, you slip and smash in to the table face first, possible resulting in missing teeth?

2006-11-21 03:54:49 · 3 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

Here's mine -

Roses are red,
Blueberries aren't blue
Without a man,
What's a girl to do....?





Besides celebrate?

2006-11-21 03:54:10 · 7 answers · asked by Momma Jette 4 in Polls & Surveys

This guy was sitting in his attorney's office.

His lawyer said, "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

2006-11-21 03:53:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and who left the door to the mutant shed open?

2006-11-21 03:52:55 · 11 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 03:52:31 · 15 answers · asked by PRETTYGIRL 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQnrY5V-rY

This could be "The Ashes" tune ... cos the Aussis will win...!!

2006-11-21 03:52:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I must have been about 6 years old, and to begin with, I only knew two speeds:full blast and complete stop lol.

2006-11-21 03:52:11 · 23 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 03:52:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

can anyone explain the family stuff with chrissie, mark and tricia from holby city?

2006-11-21 03:51:36 · 10 answers · asked by Hannah 1 in Television

2006-11-21 03:51:30 · 6 answers · asked by marctow2000 1 in Celebrities

when you get down?

2006-11-21 03:50:17 · 15 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm sure many people will say M*A*S*H, as it was mine, but would like to hear what other of his movies people enjoyed.

2006-11-21 03:49:48 · 8 answers · asked by kja63 7 in Movies

A grieving widow went to the local newspaper to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a £1 a word. He said he remembered her husband and was sad about him passing away. She thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had £2. But she wrote out the obituary, "Pete died." The newsman said he thought Pete deserved more and he'd give her three more words at no
charge. The widow thanked him and rewrote the obituary: "Pete
died. Boat for sale"

2006-11-21 03:49:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and how many do you think is ok?
13/19-20

2006-11-21 03:49:04 · 3 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 03:48:06 · 64 answers · asked by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I caught a tiny bit on The View about Rosie O Donnell and Kelly Rippa argueing about Clay Akin. What in the world happened? If you find a article about it please send it to me also. Best answer without sarcastic comments wins points. Am a devoted Clay Fan no matter who or what he does in his life.

2006-11-21 03:47:41 · 10 answers · asked by gormom 3 in Comics & Animation

How can they NOT get Peter Jackson to direct The Hobbit after the amazing work he did for the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Are they mad? who else could match up to him? no one!

2006-11-21 03:47:34 · 13 answers · asked by Bunnygirl24 3 in Movies

PLAYOFFS!!!
I think the bears are gonna go all the way. What do you think?
Do you think I'm getting too far ahead of myself even though they are 9-1?

2006-11-21 03:47:09 · 9 answers · asked by EMMA 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 03:46:58 · 17 answers · asked by Koko Butta Kream 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 03:46:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how does Answers do this?

2006-11-21 03:46:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

With western music dominating the "world" music market and with limited western ideas for music it will only be a matter of time before more musicians borrow ideas from other nations music.do you think that there should be a system implemented for which, for example, every time a major label or artist acheives a target turnover they should put money into countries to help the development of their music such as Brazil with Samba?Recent studies have shown that less people in these nations are taking up their native music in favour of western pop music. So should there be a system as mentioned earlier to stop the decline of native music?

2006-11-21 03:46:12 · 7 answers · asked by Stu L 2 in Music

2006-11-21 03:45:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me,propably not

2006-11-21 03:45:06 · 30 answers · asked by girl24gr 3 in Polls & Surveys

I turned a report into the police about 10 times. They finally went to the states attorney and a subpenoa is being issued to verizon to present the phone records of the unknown person who is calling me. He is very sexually explicit and I finally just stopped turning my cell phone on. I am scared.
I dont know who it is until verizon does there part and last nite, my dog went crazy barking and I could hear someone ruffling around in the leaves outside of my house. I am afraid to go to bed at nite and I feel like someone is looking in the window at me although I am so freaked out, I could just be paranoid.
How long do you think this process takes and what do they do to the person who is callling me?
I feel ashamed and dont really want to talk to anyone about this. I am afraid I will know who is doing it which will make matters worse.

2006-11-21 03:44:54 · 4 answers · asked by happydawg 6 in Polls & Surveys