A grieving widow went to the local newspaper to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a £1 a word. He said he remembered her husband and was sad about him passing away. She thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had £2. But she wrote out the obituary, "Pete died." The newsman said he thought Pete deserved more and he'd give her three more words at no
charge. The widow thanked him and rewrote the obituary: "Pete
died. Boat for sale"
2006-11-21 03:49:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO
2006-11-21 05:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by micky 114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no. I knew Pete.
Don't go near the boat - it's not worth the money that greedy old bint is asking for it!
It couldn't float on tar, let alone water.
2006-11-21 04:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ......That was too funny ! What a practical lady, never misses to take the advantage of the situation ! Excellent one ! Never heard before and I liked it !!!
2006-11-21 03:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so true! i bought a boat from a guy named pete, but his wife died so i guess it was a little different.
2006-11-21 03:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant loved it lmao here thumbs up man
2006-11-21 03:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...Ok...cute. Funny. Read mine. I wrote one too. under Entertainment: Riddles/jokes
2006-11-21 03:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Just get it over with already!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much for the boat????lol
2006-11-21 04:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that hilariously priceless
2006-11-21 03:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahah
2006-11-21 03:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG ....... ........LOL....................Wow...........
talk about doing the needful ........lol.........Thanks for sharing and enjoy your week : - )
2006-11-21 03:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋