Entertainment & Music - 21 November 2006

think laterally!

2006-11-21 04:22:51 · 15 answers · asked by cary_mulholland 1 in Jokes & Riddles

This is really a Great Great Suspense......

Read it carefully to know what it is......

A man is driving down the road and! breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?
the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,
he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.


The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The


monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

2006-11-21 04:21:35 · 13 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Polls & Surveys

I've seen several that cracked me up.

1. "Hung like Einstein, Smart as a Horse."
2. "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency."
3. "Girls suck...throw rocks at them."
4. "YOU! Out of the gene pool!"

2006-11-21 04:21:31 · 22 answers · asked by Stretchy McSlapNuts 3 in Polls & Surveys

In the film 'sleeping with the enemy' starring Julia Roberts she and her husband live in a beautiful house with a very strange fosset (or 'tap' as we say in the UK). Does anyone know where I can get one of those from?

2006-11-21 04:20:22 · 5 answers · asked by walianboy 2 in Movies

2006-11-21 04:19:50 · 5 answers · asked by fartboy_x 2 in Comics & Animation

I saw them on Fuse and I cant remember their name. they sound like Evenesence but a little harder. The name was 2 words.

2006-11-21 04:19:24 · 3 answers · asked by Lou H 1 in Music

i think its seinfeld

2006-11-21 04:18:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 04:17:38 · 21 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

In your mind?

Kittens? Love? Togetherness?

2006-11-21 04:16:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I remember when i first seen it, it was so good used to make me laugh but now its on all the time on like every channel and it makes me cringe! Anyone else think the same!

2006-11-21 04:15:23 · 18 answers · asked by Kenneth J 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-21 04:15:08 · 10 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

What is the bird's name on Charlie Brown? Th one who hangs with Snoopy all the time.

2006-11-21 04:14:57 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-21 04:14:49 · 14 answers · asked by Evita 2 in Music

2006-11-21 04:14:49 · 1 answers · asked by specs appeal 4 in Polls & Surveys

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day
in a row. The boss called her into his office and said,
"Now look Nancy, I know we had a wild fling for a while,
but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like
any other employee around here.

The boss pressed on, "Who told you you could come and
go as you please around here ?"

Nancy simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while
exhaling said, ...."My lawyer."

2006-11-21 04:14:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

this band sux

2006-11-21 04:14:46 · 11 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

Did Cho and Harry kiss in the Order of the Phoneix book? I don't remember and it shows they are going to in the movie ...

2006-11-21 04:14:12 · 9 answers · asked by Hollyhocks 4 in Movies

how about Bond james Bond

2006-11-21 04:12:48 · 5 answers · asked by SG 4 in Movies

2006-11-21 04:12:39 · 6 answers · asked by Joe U Know 2 in Music

And who has the time to go and report every answer and every question that someone has ever posted over a 3 week period!!! How sad is that!

(Thanks for the phrase Chancer G)

2006-11-21 04:12:13 · 54 answers · asked by Stripper 3 in Polls & Surveys

old song

2006-11-21 04:12:01 · 2 answers · asked by barker94 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 04:11:49 · 3 answers · asked by proer 1 in Television

10/20-21

2006-11-21 04:11:24 · 8 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

Black stand-ups use the N-word all the time! Infact they refer to Whites as Honkey's Cracker's Master and white trash etc. I say its all a sign of ignorance but if i am going to stoop to that level then i am not backing down with cowardly apologies etc! Kramer's Career is 86th regardless!

2006-11-21 04:09:38 · 21 answers · asked by bulabate 6 in Television

Just wondering what you think

2006-11-21 04:07:33 · 39 answers · asked by Lie8Les 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 04:07:27 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it soft-rock or alternative? I can't realy describe it. Please tell me everything about that style. Give me a link.

2006-11-21 04:06:52 · 10 answers · asked by coldplayer 2 in Music

man back in the 80s every one wears leather
and now you rarely see it. im i the only one out there thats a leather wearing metal head. some one please tell me that metal is not nerd music weres is all the cool dudes , man leather and metal what happend

2006-11-21 04:06:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Any webpages or p2p where i can actually download them (all i've been able to find only allows online viewing). I need them for a school proyect from the 80's

2006-11-21 04:06:31 · 1 answers · asked by Master_Puppets 3 in Movies

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I
say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other
side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain
and simple as that.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

2006-11-21 04:06:11 · 9 answers · asked by tn5421 3 in Jokes & Riddles