I've seen several that cracked me up.
1. "Hung like Einstein, Smart as a Horse."
2. "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency."
3. "Girls suck...throw rocks at them."
4. "YOU! Out of the gene pool!"
2006-11-21 04:21:31 · 22 answers · asked by Stretchy McSlapNuts 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
5. How about this one... I just made it up. "Keep honking... your mom is in here giving me a *******!"
2006-11-21 04:22:43 · update #1
1. Welcome to California, now go home.
2. I would rather go hunting with Chaney, than driving with Kennedy.
3. Gay people suck and so do I.
4. I love my gay son & his husband.
5. I want to be just like Barbie, that bi**h has everything.
2006-11-21 04:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by ladytc 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
PORK IS GOOD FOOD, seen on a car with Iowa license plates with a man & woman in the front seat that could tesify to that fact, it was right out of a national lampoon scene.
2006-11-21 04:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just this past week my husband and I were going out on a date and we both started laughing cause we had read the same thing, a bumper sticker that said "My Other Toy Has BOOBS", it was funny.
2006-11-21 04:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by Kookie 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
>Bush's Legacy- Leave No Child A Dime
>Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
>Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
>I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
>I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay
>Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
>Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
>None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all
>Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
>7 days with out Jesus makes one weak
>BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
>Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your ***?
>Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.
>FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
2006-11-21 04:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by chromecranium 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've got two:
1. If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk.
2. I carry a gun three nights a week. You guess which three.
Those are my favorites. âº
2006-11-21 04:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by Shadow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't a bumber sticker, but rather a pair of testicles i saw hanging from the bumper of a car.
I thought to myself...."man, that cars got some balls."
2006-11-21 04:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"How do you make a cop come?-dial 911"
"what if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?"
"heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over'
and on the back of a guy's shirt riding a harley,
"if you can read this the ***** fell off!"
greatQ!
2006-11-21 04:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by staciesweet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's only funny till someone gets hurt.... then it's hilarious!!
Pro Family, Pro Child, Pro Choice
I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.
2006-11-21 04:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by anothermelody2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my brother jumped into the short end of the gene pool... and hit his head real hard
dont reelect anyone
mean people suck
i kept wondering why it got bigger and bigger and bigger, then WHAM, it hit me!
2006-11-21 04:24:27 · answer #9 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said " My kid will beat your honor student up"
2006-11-21 04:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by babygyrl11 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋