Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
2006-11-21 03:55:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
toooo cuuuttee
2006-11-21 04:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes Citizen,it is a bad idea to have sex with a family member.
2006-11-21 04:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny, its like Two and half men kind of a joke thats how that kid is too.
2006-11-21 04:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by observer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
6/10
2006-11-21 03:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
good one
two thumbs up
2006-11-21 04:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-11-21 03:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it several times, but still brings a smile........hahahaha
2006-11-21 04:20:44 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true.
2006-11-21 04:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2006-11-21 03:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA,
HILARIOUS!!!
2006-11-21 03:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋