Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

i read that in my MAD magazine in the jokes with no punchline, so pleez figure it out and give me a decent answer.

2006-11-18 13:37:43 · 6 answers · asked by hockeyangelofdeath 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 13:37:29 · 37 answers · asked by Devilish 2 in Polls & Surveys

... 2oo tons of plutonium?

2006-11-18 13:37:25 · 5 answers · asked by Ammy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Look on my Q&A and answer my questions? Don't worry, they aren't boring (don't be sarcastic, either)...

2006-11-18 13:37:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 13:37:16 · 7 answers · asked by cool nerd 4 in Polls & Surveys

offline pranks and pranks that dont mess things up

2006-11-18 13:36:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do u guys know where i can get lik realli realli cute layouts, quote layouts, dwyane wade layouts, or div layouts, mostly about love. lik do u kno any creaters who have their own personal webpage on myspace that has really cute layouts??

2006-11-18 13:36:37 · 12 answers · asked by Shida 2 in Other - Entertainment

I LOVED THAT SHOW!!!!!! I was wondering if they still air it. I dont care if it aires at 2 in the morning I would seriously still watch it. Does anyone know if it still aires here in So. Cali????

2006-11-18 13:36:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I feel as if he has stopped too low. This is a personal thing between him and his wife. Regardless of the outcome in their relationship shouldnt he hold on to what was special about it instead of trying to profit from it ?? I think he has become a disgrace and a bad role model for his children.

2006-11-18 13:36:09 · 14 answers · asked by kenogirlmd 2 in Celebrities

by demonstration or hands on?

2006-11-18 13:35:48 · 19 answers · asked by Devilish 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview goes well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.
The interviewer said, "You have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, but the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you."
"Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."
The man reached into his pocket. He pulls out loads of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavored, colored and everything - before finding the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.
The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."
"Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man!!"
"Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.
The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for aspirin?"

2006-11-18 13:35:47 · 7 answers · asked by keltarr 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 13:35:34 · 1 answers · asked by bjweisberg 1 in Television

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money...

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny...

This song is funny to me, lol...

2006-11-18 13:35:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

But was engrossed in tv, would you eat a frito and tape it?

2006-11-18 13:35:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I had a friend whom met Ice Cube recently, and according to her, was the coolest guy ever! Well for being a celebrity. He took time to allow her to snap a few pictures and even video tape him on her phone, which was awesome! I've never met a celeb face to face, but have seen quite a few in my lifetime.

Soooooo...I would like to know if any of you have ever had an experiece, and are they really the down to earth people they sometimes say they are, and what else could you spill?

2006-11-18 13:35:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-18 13:34:31 · 6 answers · asked by Erika 2 in Polls & Surveys

I heard a song once when I was in Kmart and I don't know the title or artist, I'm trying to find it. I remember when I heard it that the lyrics were meaningful, but I can't seem to remember any of them except for part of the chorus: "It's easy come, it's easy go."

The song had a pretty distinctive beat, which I'd instantly recognize if I heard it again. It sounded like it might be by a boy band but I'm not 100% sure about that (I'm afraid it might be one of those Radio Disney boy bands LOL).

Anyone think they might have a clue what this is?

2006-11-18 13:33:47 · 8 answers · asked by jdbreeze1 4 in Music

Ok, you are writing something and you make a mistake. You erase it, and you write the exact same thing you just finished erasing.

I HATE THAT!!! Once I did that so much I erased the damn line on the paper! LMAO

2006-11-18 13:33:41 · 12 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 13:33:36 · 17 answers · asked by benny 1 in Polls & Surveys

Superman versus Thor

Batman versus Captain America

Wonder Woman versus She-Hulk

Green Lantern versus Iron Man

Flash versus Quicksilver

Aquaman versus Namor

Martian Manhunter versus Vision

Atom versus Wasp

Green Arrow versus Hawkeye

Hawkman versus Falcon

Black Canary versus Black Widow

Red Tornado versus Justice

Zatanna versus Scarlet Witch

Firestorm versus Quasar

Vixen versus Beast

Blue Beetle versus Black Panther

Captain Marvel versus Wonder Man

Fire versus Firestar

Ice versus Crystal

Huntress versus Tigra

Orion versus Giant Man (Hank Pym)

Power Girl versus Miss Marvel

Plastic Man versus Machine Man

Steel versus Triathalon

Big Barda versus Hercules


Well, those are the lineups. If you want to see how I came up with them, here's how:

http://www.avengersassemble.us/jla_vs_aven.jpg

Thanks and have fun!

2006-11-18 13:33:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-11-18 13:33:09 · 32 answers · asked by Big Bob 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Please be specific.

2006-11-18 13:33:06 · 22 answers · asked by LYN 2 in Celebrities

I only last about a few minutes... :-)

2006-11-18 13:32:54 · 21 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

battle star gallatica . i think he is my boyfriend saids no .who is right

2006-11-18 13:32:01 · 6 answers · asked by chatycathy37 1 in Television

I want something that is simple but unique. I odnt want an iPod cause everyones got one. Something that plays music and veiw photos (no videos) and 2-6 gigs. Nothing fancy but I want it to turn heads. Any suggestions??

2006-11-18 13:31:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who has split who has made a difference to you or helped you through your teens or a hardship?

2006-11-18 13:31:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-18 13:31:42 · 20 answers · asked by autumn w 2 in Movies

2006-11-18 13:31:40 · 5 answers · asked by Strange Design 5 in Comics & Animation

Sade (the singer)

and

Natalie Portman

are not?

I like Sade and Natalie, but I never read ANYTHING about them

who come?

2006-11-18 13:30:59 · 11 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Celebrities

So, is there people like me who watches and rewatches this amazing sitcom?
Suggestions for a good similar sitcom with the same humour?

2006-11-18 13:29:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television