A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview goes well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.
The interviewer said, "You have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, but the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you."
"Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."
The man reached into his pocket. He pulls out loads of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavored, colored and everything - before finding the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.
The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."
"Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man!!"
"Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.
The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for aspirin?"
2006-11-18 13:35:47 · 7 answers · asked by keltarr 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gee you guys have really got it tough havent you......lol.....
2006-11-18 13:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by askaway 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
lol
2006-11-19 06:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOO that was HILARIOUS
i absolutely loved it!!
thanks sooo much for the laugh!!!
=]
2006-11-18 21:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, thats funny!
2006-11-18 23:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're Rum sick.
2006-11-18 21:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh man I don't get it!
2006-11-18 22:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it!!!!!!!
2006-11-19 11:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋