Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

2006-11-17 04:43:44 · 22 answers · asked by MaryJane 2 in Polls & Surveys

on some side dishes that goes good with sloppy joes

2006-11-17 04:43:38 · 6 answers · asked by Thumper 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 04:43:18 · 31 answers · asked by teel2624 4 in Television

having "crushes" on Yahoo!Answers?

2006-11-17 04:42:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 04:42:48 · 11 answers · asked by will ferrell 1 in Polls & Surveys

a man walks into a bar. he said ouch. what comes first to mind?????????

2006-11-17 04:41:47 · 7 answers · asked by sam 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one
of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag..."

"Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see
if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's
a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes off.

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay"
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An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could
just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks,
in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up *****."
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Wal*Mart & The Toaster

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter
and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster
she bought because it won't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY
NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's
wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and HE
tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air
and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY
NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!"

And doing so draws an even bigger crowd.

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are
you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY
NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was
quickly refunded.

2006-11-17 04:39:54 · 11 answers · asked by shady20001978 3 in Jokes & Riddles

BLOWJOBS AS THE SECRET WEAPON?

2006-11-17 04:39:50 · 11 answers · asked by John Travolta!!!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

There are enough questions asked about Bull Fighting to justify their own category?
Someone mentioned it while answering a question.

2006-11-17 04:39:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...nobody seems to understand mine!...

2006-11-17 04:39:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think the question is quite self explanatory....

2006-11-17 04:38:59 · 22 answers · asked by Luke Sarjant 1 in Music

on cartoonnetwork im trying to get them to play the inuyasha movie 1-4 and the naruto movies and the fullmetal alchemist movie any 1 else think thay need to...oh and duse any 1 else think thear needs to be a no.2 fma movie. 1 more thik do u know wear i can get FREE naruto inuyasha and fma comic books. and duse any 1 think its bad that a 13 year old likes inuyasha naruto and fma. ?? tell me

2006-11-17 04:38:28 · 6 answers · asked by karren w 2 in Comics & Animation

He's written this book called "IF I Did It". Don't you think he's pushing his luck? Doesn't this lowlife understand what he keeps putting his kids through each time he draws attention to the murders he got away with? He has hurt and pissed off an awful lot of people through the years, and someday someone may just take this jerk out. I can't believe the mob hasn't whacked him just on principle. His murders of two innocent people had no justification.

2006-11-17 04:37:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty m.p.h., the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly increases to seventy m.p.h. He then says, "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend and she's a better lover than you." Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up to eighty m.p.h. He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster. By now she's up to ninety m.p.h. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts and all the credit cards too,". The wife slowly starts to veer towards a bridge overpass piling.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife says, "No I have got everything I need."

"Oh really," he says, "so what have you got?" Right before they slam into the wall at one hundred m.p.h., the wife smiles and says, "THE AIRBAG

2006-11-17 04:36:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 04:36:33 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

What would your obituary say about you in the newspaper?

2006-11-17 04:36:32 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

He's written this book called "IF I Did It". Don't you think he's pushing his luck? Doesn't this lowlife understand what he keeps putting his kids through each time he draws attention to the murders he got away with? He has hurt and pissed off an awful lot of people through the years, and someday someone may just take this jerk out. I can't believe the mob hasn't whacked him just on principle. His murders of two innocent people had no justification.

2006-11-17 04:36:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when i say 3 people i mean ANYBODY! from cavemen to people in the future, to real people to anime and video game characters, ANY ONE!!!! and 3 of them

2006-11-17 04:36:00 · 6 answers · asked by drawmaster12 4 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-17 04:35:47 · 13 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is probably Michael W Smiths "Christmas"-esp on Angels We Have Heard on High where it starts out with a rock beat and eventually a gospel choir joins in. Another one would be Amy Grant's first Christmas CD that has Tennesee Christmas on it.....just thinking about these is getting me in the mood for the holidays !!

2006-11-17 04:34:52 · 12 answers · asked by KEITH G 4 in Music

2006-11-17 04:34:17 · 32 answers · asked by Go! 4 in Polls & Surveys

If you've seen this movie, could you tell me about the film's sex/nudity content. I'm aware there is some, but I'd like to know how much (how many scenes) and what kind.

2006-11-17 04:33:48 · 2 answers · asked by Gennie Goose 2 in Movies

2006-11-17 04:33:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i mean i thought batista was going to do more? and who is that one one guy who killed him?

2006-11-17 04:33:23 · 3 answers · asked by world's greatest hero 2 in Television

A group of blind people were going to the seaside for a day trip on their arrival they asked their guide if they could go down to the beach to play football the guide asked how are you going to play football your blind ? they answered it's simple we have a ball with a bell in it so we know were it is ok said the guide any problems I will be in th pub across the road after about an hour a man came rushing in the pub and asked is there anyone in here in charge of the blind people on the beach yes said the guide me well you better come quick because they are kicking the S**T out of the morris dancers

2006-11-17 04:33:02 · 9 answers · asked by cliffhanger 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 04:32:40 · 25 answers · asked by ڒαиìє's ɠσт α ɠυи 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 04:31:24 · 19 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

I like Rihanna, but I just can't get enough of " We Belong Together", by Mariah Carey, or "Don't Forget About Us

2006-11-17 04:31:17 · 27 answers · asked by pinkheart100 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-17 04:31:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 04:30:26 · 9 answers · asked by BOO! 4 in Music