A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty m.p.h., the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing but slowly increases to seventy m.p.h. He then says, "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend and she's a better lover than you." Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.
"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up to eighty m.p.h. He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster. By now she's up to ninety m.p.h. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts and all the credit cards too,". The wife slowly starts to veer towards a bridge overpass piling.
This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife says, "No I have got everything I need."
"Oh really," he says, "so what have you got?" Right before they slam into the wall at one hundred m.p.h., the wife smiles and says, "THE AIRBAG
2006-11-17 04:36:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-17 04:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 00:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fun stuff but u know she had to be hurt too, logically hitting a wall at 100 mph even with an airbag is gonna leave a mark! but the hubby will have a bigger mark than the little wifey!
2006-11-17 05:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by Little Southern Belle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!
2006-11-17 05:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The airbag AND the insurance !
2006-11-17 04:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...Great Joke!
2006-11-17 04:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH wow didnt see that one cumin
2006-11-17 04:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic !! Aren`t us women very clever :)
2006-11-17 07:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-17 06:43:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant joke
2006-11-17 04:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋