Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2006

Is anyone watching Dean Gaffney right now on I'm A Celebrity? I have never seen anything quite like it- the best TV in a long time, I think I'm going to wet myself with laughter!

2006-11-16 09:30:27 · 24 answers · asked by apple84 3 in Television

2006-11-16 09:30:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I don't understand why everyone says the movie is so great.

2006-11-16 09:30:01 · 19 answers · asked by Ashley M. 1 in Movies

Will we all just slowly go away, never to return?

2006-11-16 09:29:55 · 17 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2006-11-16 09:29:00 · 19 answers · asked by neha 3 in Jokes & Riddles

a scotsman is pacing around waiting for his wife to give birth. Finally the nurse comes in and tells him his wife has had sextuplets..... all bonny boys.!!!
"Och aye" boasts the scotsman"Im not surprised, I have a w..lly like a factory chimney!!"
"Well" replies the nurse "you had better get it swept cos the babies are all black!!"

2006-11-16 09:28:52 · 19 answers · asked by notgnal 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I will fly a yellow paper kite by your window when the wind is high, when the wind is high...............................................
and soaring above on that snow white kite, I will write, I love you, and send it soaring high above you for all to see.
Think its 70's?(words may not quite be right)

2006-11-16 09:28:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-16 09:27:37 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love old time music esp tupac. Also i like Richard Marx And Kci & Jojo but not many people remember them.
I just want to know who does and if they like their music and if so, wat tracks??

2006-11-16 09:27:34 · 20 answers · asked by youngkalz 1 in Celebrities

Rappers ... Savage Life

2006-11-16 09:27:07 · 2 answers · asked by DJ 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-16 09:26:36 · 2 answers · asked by jennifreak 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-16 09:26:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

on a reality show?

2006-11-16 09:25:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

say silk 5 times
spell silk 2 times.
say silk 10 times
spell silk 3 times.
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2006-11-16 09:24:54 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 09:24:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i hate the square thing he's so retarded. who's your least favorite character. mines sponge bob

2006-11-16 09:24:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-11-16 09:24:08 · 4 answers · asked by clilcciara 1 in Music

2006-11-16 09:23:59 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i am a beginner and i am not sure which to start with. which is easier to learn/ best for beginners? bass or regular electric?

2006-11-16 09:23:22 · 10 answers · asked by Eric C 2 in Music

2006-11-16 09:22:50 · 33 answers · asked by Grazia 3 in Polls & Surveys

A female and male egg were boiling in the pan.
"Oh I have a crack'' said the female. Wait there says the male I'm not hard yet.

2006-11-16 09:22:39 · 16 answers · asked by travelgirl 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 09:22:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

This amp company released 600 special edition guitar amps that are remakes of what the legendary Jimi Hendrix played on?

2006-11-16 09:22:14 · 2 answers · asked by cobra D 1 in Music

2006-11-16 09:21:47 · 18 answers · asked by philly 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 09:20:48 · 8 answers · asked by dmajor2007 2 in Music

There are 3 brothers on a trip together. They go into a hotel and the guy at the desk says the room will be 30 dollars. They each pay 10 and then go up to their room.

A few minutes later the guy at the front desk realizes he charged the guys too much money and he gives the bell hop 5 dollars and tells him to give it back to the 3 brothers.

On the way up to the room, the bell hop can't figure out how he will divide the 5 dollars between 3 brothers, so he pockets 2 dollars and gives them each back 1.

So they each paid 9 dollars, then, right? That's 27 dollars (9x3=27). And the bell hop kept 2...that's 29 dollars (27+2=29), but oringinally they paid 30....what happened to the extra dollar?

2006-11-16 09:20:14 · 16 answers · asked by Coco 1 in Jokes & Riddles

1 - Be on American Idol?
2 - Wanted to see a ghost?
3 - Wished & wished to be in a fairytale?
4 - What movie star would you want to be for a day?
5 - Wanted to take a glimpse into the future just to see what could happen?

2006-11-16 09:19:51 · 21 answers · asked by serenitie51 3 in Polls & Surveys

This girl will be playing her in the movie but I can't see it. I've seen the pictures of her and she's a good dancer but I think that they could have picked a better girl...It's the girl in Chris Brown's Run it video that dances...She also appears in Usher's Yeah video...What do you think?

2006-11-16 09:19:30 · 4 answers · asked by angelic1302 3 in Movies

moishe winning the lottery , so he went to the synague and the rabbi said , moishe , it's so wonderful to hear you won all the money , do you think you could help out with the roof repairs , we need £15 ,000 , moishe says , rabbi , you know my mother , she needs £25,000 for her special wheelchair , rabbi says , moishe you'r so wonderful , moishe says , and you know my wife , she needs £30,000 to make her eyes better so she can see , and my son he needs £25,000 for a hip operation so he can walk again , rabbi says , moishe , you'r so wonderful , what about the roof , moishe says , rabbi if i can say no to these people , you'v got no chance !!

2006-11-16 09:19:25 · 4 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 09:19:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies