After a heavy night, a man rolls over to find possibley the ugliest woman in the world sleeping peacefully beside him. Aghast, he very gently slides his arm out from under her, gets up, and dresses as fast as he can. Stopping only to leave a £20 note on the table, he tip-toes out - only to feel a tug on his trouser leg. Looking down, he sees a girl just as ugly as the one in the bed.
"What?" she smiles, toothlessly. "Nothing for the bridesmaid?"
2006-11-16
10:11:06
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