After a heavy night, a man rolls over to find possibley the ugliest woman in the world sleeping peacefully beside him. Aghast, he very gently slides his arm out from under her, gets up, and dresses as fast as he can. Stopping only to leave a £20 note on the table, he tip-toes out - only to feel a tug on his trouser leg. Looking down, he sees a girl just as ugly as the one in the bed.
"What?" she smiles, toothlessly. "Nothing for the bridesmaid?"
2006-11-16 10:11:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!I don't think that these other people can grasp how funny that is!ROFL!Hahaha!That brought me to tears!Thank you for that awesome joke!
2006-11-16 10:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i hv heard better sorry 4/10 but thanx 4 the 2 points
2006-11-17 04:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Maybe
2006-11-16 20:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That poor man!
2006-11-16 18:26:26 · answer #4 · answered by Cori 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! So he got married drunk?? LOL!!
2006-11-16 18:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
Maybe he can get divorced!
Very, very, very funny!!!!!! :-D
2006-11-17 06:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boo
2006-11-16 18:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol
2006-11-16 18:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by Kenya F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-16 18:16:40 · answer #9 · answered by venus11224 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WTH! What the hell!
2006-11-16 18:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋