Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2006

A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

2006-11-16 08:56:06 · 25 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi! Is anybody going to this concert? I'm going to miss it because of my dear mother's rules. Could somebody film it or take pictures and send it to me? Or scans of any autographs you get? Any merch sold there possibly? You would be my best friend if you did that. They are my fave band and I'm pissed as ever that I can't see them live. Please, you'd be helping out a fellow fan in need (i'm a true fan, just because I'm 12 doesn't mean I'm an omg fangirl who's obsessed over their looks. Their music means a lot to me!). Don't suggest youtube or anything like that. I want feedback from somebody who'll actually go to the show and tell and show me about it. Panic! At The Disco ROX!

2006-11-16 08:55:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I am trying to get a song by this group called Joker and the thief. Anyone know where i can get it

2006-11-16 08:55:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-16 08:53:27 · 10 answers · asked by dymps 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 08:53:23 · 17 answers · asked by I think... 6 in Polls & Surveys

and if u have some comments plzz dnt be mean. i have questions and i'm doing it for un. not for points. lol. buhh wats ur fav music: rock, country, rap......blah blah. there's a lot. my fav is RAP. even thought i'm not black

2006-11-16 08:53:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-16 08:53:01 · 4 answers · asked by eastbeacher 1 in Music

I'm sat here watching celebrity scissorhands and watching another botched job by Steve Strange. Why are the public letting him cut their hair, I would'nt let him within 10 miles of mine!

2006-11-16 08:52:28 · 8 answers · asked by ? 7 in Celebrities

if so join the club http://Westwood-isnot-black.bebo.com
thanks because he really!! really annoys me !!

2006-11-16 08:52:14 · 24 answers · asked by dermisil 2 in Celebrities

I want ones that are not run-of-the-mill either

2006-11-16 08:52:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-16 08:52:06 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My Right hand has a knife to my left hand and is saying he better give him the money or else. What should I do? My Left Hand is Very Scared.

2006-11-16 08:51:47 · 10 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Monkey-boyyy!!

2006-11-16 08:51:03 · 48 answers · asked by keeley 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-16 08:51:00 · 7 answers · asked by monika j 3 in Music

2006-11-16 08:50:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-16 08:50:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I 'm not sure if they should because it could be a horrible movie because SOME sequals are crap. But it could also be incredibly funny just like the first one. But, I'm not sure if they should take their chances.

2006-11-16 08:50:08 · 2 answers · asked by * tara. 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 08:49:39 · 42 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

and you and another member of the same sex (guy/guy or girl/girl) were the only survivors, would you turn gay??
Obviously, the question is reversed for the gay people.

2006-11-16 08:49:32 · 15 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

I can't say penis or penal ... because anything with penal (reminds me of penis)

2006-11-16 08:49:19 · 9 answers · asked by dolphinluver22000 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think its fair that all of the avatars are skinny?

2006-11-16 08:47:44 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I did... it is the highlight of my day so far, and I'm still smiling from making her smile... :-)

2006-11-16 08:47:43 · 38 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 08:47:14 · 25 answers · asked by lize 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-11-16 08:47:13 · 11 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hey, what's that song by Rascal Flats, it goes; I get up and tear drops, they fall down like rain, I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off to my job cause not much has changed,and then it says something then it goes; that's what I'm doin' these days. Sorry that I couldn't be more spacific. Thanks!

2006-11-16 08:46:51 · 14 answers · asked by sarah w 2 in Music

2006-11-16 08:46:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...you look at a white flag with an orange rose on it?

What pops into your mind? What do you think the sybolisim is? Why those colors and why a rose?

THANKS! ; )

2006-11-16 08:44:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 08:44:13 · 17 answers · asked by rayrat7 2 in Music

2006-11-16 08:44:10 · 5 answers · asked by puh-lease 3 in Polls & Surveys

Give reasons why

2006-11-16 08:44:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys