A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
2006-11-16 08:56:06 · 25 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist
2006-11-16 08:56:23 · update #1
This was hilarious!!! I'm still laughing!!
2006-11-16 09:07:42 · answer #1 · answered by Deb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-11-16 17:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, heard it before, but still a good 'un. Keep em coming ploppy!!!
2006-11-16 17:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by PRINCESSKK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it before but its still funny :D
2006-11-16 17:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-11-16 17:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by Scatman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt see that coming. I must be very tired or it was really really funny!
2006-11-16 17:01:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny dude!
2006-11-16 17:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but u could see it comin
do ppl even say grace anymore?!
2006-11-16 16:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by keeley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its and on old joke its good but u can see it coming
2006-11-16 17:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ingrid S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think everybody has heard this joke before though....but it is funny.....depending onhow many times u heard it.
2006-11-16 17:01:02 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋