A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2006-11-16 09:29:00 · 19 answers · asked by neha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street the brunette says "Look at that dog with one eye!!"
So the blonde puts her hand over one eye.
2006-11-16 09:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That’s great!! But I want to know what the joke is that the blind man was going to tell! ;-)
2006-11-16 17:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you regonize a blonde in school?
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
2006-11-16 18:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by Goth Gurl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best joke of the night..
2006-11-16 17:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by hobble36 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheheh...I love blonde jokes!!! Hehehe!!
2006-11-16 17:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i feel bed for the poor blind man!
2006-11-16 17:35:52 · answer #6 · answered by aaandriy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-16 17:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by calllieee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! heard it a million times, though, but it never gets old!
2006-11-16 17:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hahahahaha hurump hurump guffaw guffaw chuckle chuckle
2006-11-16 17:32:29 · answer #9 · answered by Jumble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thats great. keep 'em coming
2006-11-16 17:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋