moishe winning the lottery , so he went to the synague and the rabbi said , moishe , it's so wonderful to hear you won all the money , do you think you could help out with the roof repairs , we need £15 ,000 , moishe says , rabbi , you know my mother , she needs £25,000 for her special wheelchair , rabbi says , moishe you'r so wonderful , moishe says , and you know my wife , she needs £30,000 to make her eyes better so she can see , and my son he needs £25,000 for a hip operation so he can walk again , rabbi says , moishe , you'r so wonderful , what about the roof , moishe says , rabbi if i can say no to these people , you'v got no chance !!
2006-11-16 09:19:25 · 4 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one jabelite !
2006-11-17 02:00:36 · update #1
Jock finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial problems. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. "God, please help me. Ah've lost ma wee store and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah'm going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!"
Lottery night! Someone else wins... Jock prays again. "God, please let me win the lottery! Ah've lost my wee store, ma hoose and Ah'm going to lose ma car as weel!" Lottery night again! Still no luck.
Jock prays again: "Ah've lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns are starving. Ah dinna often ask Ye for help and Ah have always been a good servant to Ye. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so Ah can get back on ma feet!"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and the voice of God Himself thunders: "Jock at least meet Me half way and buy a f#ck!ng ticket
2006-11-16 22:48:19 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I won the lottery I would need to think really hard with what to do with the money, but I would ignore all the begging letters andc decide for myself.....just like Children in Need - they get bugger all as well!!!
2006-11-17 06:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by saintee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because if i didn't give them money y would i give you any?!?!?!?!
2006-11-16 17:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by homeskillet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay then
2006-11-16 17:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by cubscaps33 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋