2006-11-16 09:21:47 · 18 answers · asked by philly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-11-16 09:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by E B 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-22 05:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is 7 afraid of 9 because 7 8 9.
2006-11-16 09:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by The Punisher 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how does a boy get a out of a room with no windows and no doors, absolutely no way to get out and the only two items he has is a table and a mirror.
He looked in the mirrow he saw what he saw
He sawed the table in half which to halves equal a hole and he cralwed out
2006-11-16 09:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week.
Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and --"
The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home, and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."
The father came home, and the wife told him that she was leaving him.
"But why?" croaked the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy just what you told me."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob when Daddy was away last summer!"
2006-11-16 09:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Can you take an orphan to a family restaurant?
Can a fat person go skinny dipping?
Who cuts the barber's hair?
2006-11-16 09:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
A: Linoleum blownapart.
2006-11-16 09:27:37 · answer #7 · answered by Dirty Dusty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O man I have good one!
>>I got a new car stereo the other day.
When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music.
When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music.
Today, these kids ran in front of my car
and I shouted "F***ing kids!!!!".......... It played Michael Jackson.<<
hehehheee
2006-11-16 09:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by KayBee Z 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ok so befor every word say Cow
Then after every word say cow
Then befor and after every word say cow
then read it upside down
cows
about
talking
idiot
this
got
i
long
how
look
2006-11-16 09:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by hollibaby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: why couldnt the bird fly through the window?
A: because it was closed
2006-11-16 09:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋