Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2006

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten"

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back, so lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain the torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian."

2006-11-13 13:52:59 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you call someone by the color of their skin: black or white for example or do you try to refer to them by their ethnic background or do you just call them friends and ignore color?
I've been color blind all my life when it comes to my friends but I'm told I'm unusual in doing that.
I got called "whitey" yesterday by somebody at work and he was not happy I thought it was funny and ridiculous to call me that. I laughed. What else can ya do lol.

2006-11-13 13:51:33 · 23 answers · asked by fly boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

plzzzzzzz help me!

2006-11-13 13:50:05 · 4 answers · asked by vblostein 1 in Television

CASSIE OR CIARA

2006-11-13 13:49:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One time I was so nervous that my head began twitching. My friends started to make me laugh and I wasn't nervous anymore.

2006-11-13 13:49:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 13:48:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It sickens me the attention given to people that could care less about anyone. Tom Cruise is anoying.

2006-11-13 13:47:29 · 13 answers · asked by Cister 7 in Celebrities

Choose a 3 letter word, lets see who can be first to choose the same 3 letter word i chose.
Please choose 1 word only, as the first word you choose will count.

and, bet, cat, dog, end, fit, got, hid, ill, jet, kin, let, mom, not, orc, pop, que, run, sit, top, use, vat, wit, xen, yap, zap.

2006-11-13 13:46:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do like Stern, when he went to .. sirus?

2006-11-13 13:46:34 · 10 answers · asked by Can Do 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-13 13:45:54 · 28 answers · asked by crash 3 in Celebrities

Oak and hazel are my aunts,
though I am not their kin.
My cousin grows in pod on vine;
I often have a twin.
My shape is like the sands of time
contained within a glass.
I have no legs, instead a shell;
I dwell beneath the grass.

2006-11-13 13:45:50 · 13 answers · asked by akelaamy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I just asked for a band name, but...
my friend came up with these:

Surrounding Carmen
or
Just Like Tuesday

which one is better for an all girl group
kinda like aly&aj

2006-11-13 13:45:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What is your best song EVER? Foreign one too?

2006-11-13 13:45:09 · 11 answers · asked by john z 1 in Music

Which one did you like better? Why?

2006-11-13 13:44:55 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

people have said that miley was in big fish when she was like 7 or 8 and i've seen that movie and i dunno if she's in it? if she is in the movie, then who does she play?

2006-11-13 13:44:53 · 7 answers · asked by sporty_gurl_747 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-13 13:44:38 · 12 answers · asked by -=>¿Luî§?<=-™ 4 in Music

worst im not sure but best was today if u want to know email me

2006-11-13 13:44:37 · 18 answers · asked by Gina 2 in Polls & Surveys

What's your favorite movie trilogy??

2006-11-13 13:44:25 · 19 answers · asked by dazed*n*confused 5 in Movies

Our Man - Judasrabbi!

2006-11-13 13:44:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

crap, i forgot what i was going to say...sorry!!

2006-11-13 13:43:53 · 14 answers · asked by Brittany R 3 in Polls & Surveys

"I know you know, we've had some good times"..

2006-11-13 13:43:03 · 5 answers · asked by Katz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think Tori Spelling is Hollywood's all time hottie. She is sooo sexy and she should be on more shows and movies.

2006-11-13 13:43:01 · 18 answers · asked by Chew my Fat 2 in Polls & Surveys

i dont really care how u feel inside...all you ever did was make me cry...maybe one day youll realize htat you had a good girl in your life
i think nb ridaz ings it

2006-11-13 13:42:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-13 13:41:31 · 4 answers · asked by Lakers 2010 Champs!!!! 4 in Movies

2006-11-13 13:41:11 · 23 answers · asked by michelle a 4 in Movies

Claire's dad is really a good guy who's trying to stop the guy who's trying to kill his daughter and other like her. I didn't see that coming, anyone else?

2006-11-13 13:40:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-13 13:40:35 · 6 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

2006-11-13 13:40:23 · 29 answers · asked by Jack 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 13:40:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I saw this movie a few times probably on cable. It had a couple of kids who dug a hole in their back yard while their parents were away. The hole like went down to hell or something. I think some demons came out of the hole and into the house. I remember the one of the kids looked at his hand and there was an eye looking back at him, so he stabed it with a piece of glas?!?!? Anyway, if this sounds like anything you've seen thenlet me know It's been driving me crazy for a few YEARS!

2006-11-13 13:40:05 · 7 answers · asked by Rae 2 in Movies