Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2006

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Why isn't life easy?

2006-11-13 14:29:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it better to give, than to receive?

I love giving presents, don't you

2006-11-13 14:28:21 · 27 answers · asked by Katz 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are Jerry springer's guests actors?

Awfully ugly to be actors, dontcha think?

2006-11-13 14:28:09 · 15 answers · asked by crash 3 in Celebrities

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Is there any real honour in walking away from true love?

Forget the sappy movies you've watched.
Forget the stories you've read.

I'm talking in terms of reality...

Is there ANY honour in walking away from true love?

Aren't you betraying the gift of love by walking away?

2006-11-13 14:27:55 · 12 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

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temorary hair dye that colors in streaks for crazy hair day?

i need a hair dye streaker for crazy hair day.
it has to come out in 1-3 days.
not too expensive. like under $7.
i have to do it myself. not professional.
i would like a brown color or red
please list the brand, price, store, and quality.
thanks!

2006-11-13 14:27:36 · 3 answers · asked by Dancerette 3 in Movies

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A "clean" joke, see if you like it :)?

An eight-year-old boy went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," said the grocer. "It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. A week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer said he was sorry, but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well, the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I think it was the spin cycle!"

2006-11-13 14:27:35 · 27 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is it true that birdman kissed lil wayne in the mouth?

I Heard It Everywhere Explain If Its Yes Or Show Me A Dot Com Plz N Thankyou

2006-11-13 14:27:24 · 11 answers · asked by Fresh_in_da_South 1 in Celebrities

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Does anyone know of a link I can view "Kylie Minogue's "White Diamonds" other than "You Tube"?

She is currently peforming her "Homecoming Showgirl Concert" in Sydney and I would really like to hear her new song "White Diamonds" as I've heard so much about it. Even a sample if anyone has one that I could download it or does anyone know of a link on a site. This would be greatly appreciated.

2006-11-13 14:27:20 · 2 answers · asked by urthebest76 2 in Music

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long but worth it- A medieval story/joke?

Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for
his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was also the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer
to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to
arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon
being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for several hours, would cure this type of itch,
and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon
Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. He pronounced
himself loyal and ready for *any* task the king set him to. Horatio
the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for
the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the
next several hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his
chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding
his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,
Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that
Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King,
with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer

2006-11-13 14:27:10 · 14 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you like to meet "The captain"?

What would you do if you did?

2006-11-13 14:26:58 · 17 answers · asked by Thinker 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you hanging yourself with a celibate rope?

2006-11-13 14:26:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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DO U LlKE THE MOVIE CHIKEN RUN?

THOSE BAD FARMERS GOT IT IN THE END AND SO WILL U IF U DONT STOP EATING CHIKEN!!! BOOO

2006-11-13 14:26:41 · 18 answers · asked by MyzTeKe™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it just me, or is this hillarious?

A guy I knew gave another guy I knew a wedgie. The undies were so old they fell apart and came off in the guy's hand. Bwahaha!

2006-11-13 14:26:26 · 32 answers · asked by The Mad Shillelagh 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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greys anatomy trivia driving me nuts!?

what is the name of the song at the very end of the 2nd season, it goes something like this, "If I lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world" Who sings it because I cant pull it up to download. Help!

2006-11-13 14:25:59 · 5 answers · asked by bigredpoboy 2 in Television

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What is the first thing you want to see when you.......?

wake up in the morning?

mandy

2006-11-13 14:25:46 · 20 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

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cassie or the lead singer of the pussycat dolls(nicole)??

i think nicole is wayyy more beautiful and talented. but thats just my opinion.

2006-11-13 14:25:38 · 4 answers · asked by SCA4ever 3 in Music

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So which one have you gone through most often?

The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie

The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie

The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie

The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie

The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie

The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunge

2006-11-13 14:25:28 · 6 answers · asked by Ariana 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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what's the name of the snoop dogg song they play on the satellite radio commercial?

with the cartoon guy in his car with the gold tooth

2006-11-13 14:25:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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silly question?

does anyone talk to there pets all the time like i do as if they were people

2006-11-13 14:24:40 · 25 answers · asked by kayme42 4 in Polls & Surveys

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whats the new meat oaf album like monster unleash any good buying it?

2006-11-13 14:24:33 · 2 answers · asked by munchie 6 in Music

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songs/artists to download?

ok i hav an itunes giftcard, and idk what to get. i like indie and kinda some emo (not like, hardcore or anything too loud lol) so NO pop or u die. jk but rly dont waste my time i dont like that stuff. o and no rap either!

2006-11-13 14:23:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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