So which one have you gone through most often?

Question

The Poopie List


Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie

The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie

The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie

The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie

The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie

The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunge

Answer 1

Lots of ghost poopies, some second wave poopies, a few turtle poopies, 1 lincoln log poopie, and a lot of Pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead-po..., too. (Oh, just SOME wet poopies, and a few clean poopies here and there.)

Answer 2

Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

Answer 3

hahahahaha, it always comes down to poop, if you get a roomfull of people together, I guarantee SOMEONE will bring up poop, or farts. Love it.
by the way, I was graced by the story of my husbands lincoln log poopie at work, I'm just amazed he can do it in a public place

Answer 4

Ewwww!

Answer 5

this question stinks! Hahaha... but hey I am not afraid to admit that I have Lincoln log poopies!

Thanks for asking, please ask another!

Answer 6

LOL! ~ stomach hurts from laughing ~ either I have the giggles, or you guys are really funny tonight...