HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM*
>
> 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
> work boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a
> copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
>
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
> Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
> I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
> Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
morning
> and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
but it
> was
> hard to tell from all the blood.
> PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
>
2006-11-13
23:31:15
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