HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM*
>
> 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
> work boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a
> copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
>
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
> Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
> I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
> Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
morning
> and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
but it
> was
> hard to tell from all the blood.
> PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
>
2006-11-13 23:31:15 · 12 answers · asked by junebaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that is a great one. 10 I'll pass this one to my son lol
2006-11-13 23:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's kinda cute... Question tho... What if it's the mailman trying to break in?? Anyway LOL very good loke!
2006-11-13 23:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by Barbie73 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
A+++++
10+++++
2006-11-13 23:48:20 · answer #3 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good security system. ha ha ha 6/10
2006-11-13 23:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
8/10
2006-11-14 02:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
again a 00000
2006-11-14 00:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!! HA!
2006-11-14 04:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by glanmiregirl@rogers.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-14 00:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny......hahahah
2006-11-13 23:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee, I like it!
2006-11-13 23:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋