Things I Hate About Everyone
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> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
>know where my watch is pal, where the he ll is yours? Do I point at my
>crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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> 2. People who are willing to get off their a%$ to search the entire
>room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change
>the channel manually.
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> 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
>too". D#$5 right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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> 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
>it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
>do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a$%^
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> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
>Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the d@#$ floor.
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2006-11-13
23:36:24
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