http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
I found this extremely hilarious.
2006-11-13 23:26:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's gold, baby. I'm sending it to my friends.
2006-11-13 23:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The is hilarious!
What I do when a telemarketer calls is....."I'm sorry the person you have called has died and the funeral is in 2 days would you like to send flowers? I will give the funeral homes address." ... by then they say there sorry and hang up. lol
2006-11-13 23:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for a pee and tell them on the phone. Make sure they hear it.
Pretend you are a JW and try to convert them to your religion.
Try selling them something. One guy tried recruiting me for his product line when I was booking sales over the phone. Great product but there are a lot of nutritional supplements out there that are touted to be miracle makers. I don't know enough people and you really need to network.
Ask to call the boss and threaten to have them fired for rudeness.
Tell them the mistress is over.
2006-11-13 23:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to sell them something whenever they call... they call me to sell me electricity, i try to sell them a wardrobe. Another favourite is to have a panpipe moods cd in the hi-fi ready and put them on hold for half an hour. Most telesales callers are not allowed by their company to hang up first once the call is connected. Just tell them to hold a minute....
Like that link though...gives me some new ideas....
2006-11-13 23:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
much shorter- when they call and you pick up the phone, as soon as you realize it is a telemarketer, interrupt them as soon as possible and tell them you are busy. Ask for their home phone number and tell them you will have to call them back later. When they say you can't call them at home, tell them they can't call you at home either.
2006-11-13 23:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by i-care 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't listen to this at work, but one thing I do like doing is trying to sell them stuff. It's great fun, just like trying to convert Jehova's Witnesses in to another religion.
2006-11-13 23:31:06 · answer #6 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask them to hold
ask them for personal information like their home phone number and address
pretend to be extremely stupid and have them repeat everything for a very long time.
2006-11-13 23:31:45 · answer #7 · answered by jon h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has got to be the funnest thing i have ever heard.
I will be laughing all day !
2006-11-13 23:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was fun. Feel for the guy though.
2006-11-14 00:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious
2006-11-13 23:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by ProudToBeWhite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋