An eight-year-old boy went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," said the grocer. "It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. A week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer said he was sorry, but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well, the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I think it was the spin cycle!"
2006-11-13 14:27:35 · 27 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny lol ^_^
poor dog
thanks for sharing it
2006-11-13 15:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Funny.
2006-11-13 20:18:53 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but I hope no dogs have been hurt during the performance of this joke.
2006-11-13 15:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by JAGC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reckon that'd do it! There was something on the news a while back, about this cat that jumped in its owner's drier when they weren't looking. It lived, and the minute they got it back from the vet, the dumb thing jumped straight back in the drier.
2006-11-13 14:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by The Mad Shillelagh 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one! it was the cleanest joke ive heard tonight.
here's another great mystery to add to my growing list of mysteries of life: why would some1 wash their dog in a washing machine and dry it in the dryer? queer
2006-11-13 17:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH...touching!
2006-11-13 16:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is funny!! But poor dog!!
2006-11-13 15:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hooo hooo hee hee very funny. knock knock, who's there, madam, madam who? open the door madam foots caught! One of my favorites!
2006-11-13 14:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by Mel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor dog
2006-11-13 16:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
would be better with "he made it through the wash, I think it was the dryer"
2006-11-13 17:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by sllyjo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋