Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten"
As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back, so lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).
Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain the torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian."
2006-11-13 13:52:59 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was so bad it was good!! Ha Ha ha - a solid chuckle here!!!
2006-11-13 13:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so right, way to long, but I loved it. But then I've been drinking " Glenfeddich " single malt scotch so what do I know other than great Scotch. Keep the jokes coming Buddy, I have to sober up sometime, but I'm sure I'll find them Funny. Love You, & have a great life..Doug W.
2006-11-13 14:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess u lose some and then win some, but in this case lose everything you have ever loved
teaches a good lesson though, be happy with who you are
2006-11-13 23:42:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in a weird sort of way I did laugh though.
2006-11-13 13:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow a nice story. touching
and good punchline too ^_^
keep it up!
2006-11-13 14:09:28 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont really like the ending very much.. ⥠but besides that, it weas a really good story.. â¥
2006-11-13 14:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good - heard it, but still like it.
2006-11-13 14:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a nice story
2006-11-13 14:08:32 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice story
2006-11-13 14:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by sweet tee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-13 14:21:41 · answer #10 · answered by munchie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋